Sad little man Gatsby can’t get anyone to like him. Maybe he’s not as rich as he thinks. NOT GREAT AT ALL
And one more:
Loser Hamlet can’t even avenge his father’s death. The problem is, he is a choker, and once a choker, always a choker! Mr. Meltdown.
Thanks to Prof. Mark Liberman (Language Log) for the pointer. UPDATE: Thanks also to Anil Das, who pointed out that the BuzzFeed page (which I’ve now linked to) has more of these than the Twitter feed.