— "In my experience with goats, it does not take much for them to scream bloody murder, as if you are torturing them, when simply handling them.”
— "A man who was driving across country in 2005 and found himself thrown in a New Mexico jail for DWI, and then spent nearly two years in solitary confinement, has won $15.5 million in one of the largest prisoner civil rights awards in U.S. history."
— "What began as a simple, forward jog first turned into a race against metro buses, and when that became too easy, a backwards jog for several miles, every other day, rain or shine."
— "The problem was that Columbia students went through jars and jars of Nutella — at least 100 pounds a day."