—  "Taco Bell sold a million Doritos Locos Tacos a day last year — and hired 15,000 new people."

—  "These particular dolphins are trained in the use of special knives and firearms to kill enemy divers."

—  "The message from AlertDC was pretty ominous: 'MPD reports a large sink hole in the 1900 block of Biltmore Street NW.' "

—  "Suddenly being swallowed up by the earth on a golf course's fairway drove a wedge between Mark Mihal and a stellar round."

— "When a California county wanted to encourage residents to buy health insurance earlier this year, officials employed a time-tested tactic for generating interest: nudity."

- "Russian President Vladimir Putin has nominated a longtime aide, Elvira Nabiullina, to run the Central Bank, making her the first woman to take charge of the country's monetary policy."

- "But step back, and you realize that all of that is imaginary. "