- "One man’s pet is another mans delicious stew."

- "Area reporter hoping you can confirm POLITICO report."

- "I never pay any attention to anyone without a beard, so I couldn’t really tell you how many beardless fans we have."

- "Upon popping the Scorpion into my mouth, the tip of my tongue feels like it’s being jabbed by a hundred needles and there’s a heavy burn rolling toward my tonsils."

- "Patenting a steak sounds ridiculous on its face."