- "What does [Google] Glass and its successors aim to turn us into? Is it something we want to become?"

- "It appears that one local grower developed a strain sold under the 'Purple Urkle' label. It was widely held, by producers and consumers alike, to be truly righteous weed, and it flew off the shelves."

- "For species that are rare or difficult to capture, they still have to poop."

- "SCHOOL CANCELLED DUE TO GREAT WEATHER! WAHOOO!"