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The best sentences we read today

-- "Ben Bernanke is as if the Wizard of Oz stepped forward from behind the curtain and turned out to be a really powerful wizard."

-- "This article originally misspelled Ronald Reagan's last name."

-- "For anyone afraid of insects, this is a wonderful opportunity to get over a phobia."

-- "I am not talking about rice krispy treat squares. I am not talking about rice krispy cereal. I am talking about rice. krispy. treat. cereal!"

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