"Everything you assumed about the necessarily isolated practices of exercising,walking, and prancing is wrong."

"Automobiles have a right to subsidized housing, people not so much."

"I wondered if this was how The Who felt when they had to follow Jimi Hendrix at Monterey."

"Bavarians of Hitler’s era referred to his style of mustache as a Rotzbremse, or 'snot brake.' "

"Asked by WUSA-TV's Bruce Johnson what precisely he is thinking about, Gray said 'Thinking about the thought process.' "

"Pop-rock trio Hanson is raising a toast to its 21st anniversary by launching its own beer, Mmmhops."