"You never got me a Dr Pepper, Bob. That’s a hashtag fail.”

"The network once gave a perfectly serious note suggesting that each episode endeavor to feature a litter of puppies"

"Religio-nationalist slurs aside, is it really so bad to bounce without fanfare?"

"The problem with that idea, as a lot of former defectors—and individuals simply seeking asylum—could tell him, is that plain old jail can start looking pretty good after a while."