— "Klaatu checks into a boarding house at 14th and Harvard in Columbia Heights."

— "We should question the premise of whether we want flying cars."

— "Are you kind to Mickey and Minnie, the rats who live here?"

— "OS X also contains a little-known region of individual freedom and personal vision named AppleScript."

— "Only one country that sponsors terrorism has nuclear weapons or enough fissile material to manufacture a weapon."

— "I was nearly sideswiped by a BMW on my bike ride home from work today, which was not surprising, because BMWs are always nearly sideswiping me."

— "See the fox running through the snow. Then he’s attacked by his mortal enemy: the fox. Fox on fox. Man, what a sight."