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The best sentences we read today

"The only problem is nobody wants any pride parade."

"The other 40,000-odd software patents issued every year are mostly garbage that any working programmer could 'invent' three times before breakfast."

"Noting the irony of giving advice to Rivera on his 'selfie,' Spitzer spoke of the 'higher standard' people in the public eye are held to."

"They're all very serious. We can tell because Don clips out newspaper stories and pins them to a bulletin board with a frown."

"It was the single biggest killer of surgical patients, claiming as many as half of those who underwent major operations, such as a repair of an open fracture or the amputation of a limb."

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