"Roughly 60-70 goats will be seen grazing the cemetery lawns in the near future."

"In New Jersey, charisma is a blunt instrument."

"Since the 1980s, certain shady characters have been deprived of this deduction, most notably drug dealers."

"Day by day I became better acquainted with my pig, and he with me, and the fact that the whole adventure pointed toward an eventual piece of double-dealing on my part lent an eerie quality to the thing."