-- "I find it hard to believe that anyone with normal intelligence would truly believe that touching two watermelon-sized chunks of cold metal together could cause an explosion big enough to destroy a city."
Chinese Viagra salesmen gremlins have apparently attacked the New York Times."
-- "My editor tells me that if I quote Quine at length, my few remaining readers are going to flee. But I gotta be me!"
-- "You are literally on the wrong side of history if you try to fight this."
-- "They don't have the luxury of being able to take a moral stand."