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The best sentences we read today

-- "He will not only stop trains for kittens, he will personally crawl over the third rail to do it."

-- "But because it is 2013, and because it is easier and garners more pageviews to be boldly wrong than boringly right, many internet publications and people who like to argue began a well-trodden argument: the panda deserves to die."

-- "You don’t want to wrestle with a 300-pound hog when it’s interested in chowing down on a truffle.”

-- "It's as if being poor is like pulling an all-nighter, every night."

-- "Clearly, the sun loosened morals and melted minds. Then the Germans got naked and changed everything."

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