--- "Ambivalent about deleting posts, they grumble loudly about the workload and pay."

--- "There’s a tsunami of hurt for those holding a short position."

--- "More than 2 million dehumidifiers are being recalled by a Chinese company because they are prone to catching fire, the Consumer Product Safety Commission said Thursday."

--- "Change is no longer political nor social nor industrial, as in the case of 1984 or Henry Ford. Instead, it’s commercial and aesthetic."

--- "Quick, everyone place your bets on how long it’ll take before we see Jim Cramer take a break from yammering about Snapchat to ham-fistedly explain Weird Twitter."