--- "The Only Bank That Serves Zombies is the only bank that serves zombies."

--- "The Machines would not presume to offer a specific agenda for human defense."

--- "As the federal government shutdown stretches into its fourth day, 20 members of the Republican’s Tea Party faction announced this morning they would be willing to support a clean budget resolution bill in exchange for the president’s firstborn daughter, Malia Obama."

--- "American refrigerators are just about the only refrigerators in the world large enough to serve as impromptu billboards."