"I wonder what is at the bottom of the lake near my cave. I hope there are fish caves down there."

“No purchase of a mechanical bull was made by the Utah National Guard this week, nor is one contemplated at this time”

“Alright, enough of this baseball talk."

"This year, fully 48 percent of the CS majors in Harvey Mudd’s junior class are female."

"Ted Cruz...races to House floor to stop the vote, fires weapons at locked security doors, but it was too late."