"Everyone knows that Santa Claus is Canadian."
"India consistently devotes a larger proportion of its GDP to its military than does China."
"The farmers make a lot more than I do, and they still get money from the government. How is that fair?”
"Isn’t this a flaw with the Affordable Care Act? You bet it is."
"To put it bluntly, the majority of people—whether they’re in Africa, the United States, or anywhere else—don’t always know what’s good for them."
"Hurtado developed a policy manual forbidding sex during snuggle sessions, installed security cameras and a panic button in each snuggle room, and promised to perform background checks on clients, assistant city attorney Jennifer Zilavy said."