--- "I love traffic reports because I'm not in any of them."

--- "Following a letter from lawyers for the Church, we apologise to any alien lifeforms for linking them to Scientologists."

--- "These days, we have the civic amity of feuding rappers."

--- "Further, I maintain, as do many philosophers and neuroscientists, that our sense of agency is a remarkable illusion confected by evolution through the arrangement of our neurons."