--- "A figure skater can never quite outskate the judges’ opinion of him, and judges and institutions, it turns out, are notoriously conservative – as some would say, 'family-friendly.'"

--- "Maybe the Obamacare Bailout doesn't exist, or maybe it was MURDERED IN BENGHAZI."

--- "Had anyone prior even considered a smiling computer?"

--- "By those numbers, Andrews would be America’s least successful lawmaker of the past two decades."

--- "This is the kind of cockamamie (sorry) prank that reeks (sorry) of Nashi, the pro-Kremlin youth group founded after Ukraine's Orange Revolution in 2005."