If we focus solely on days of the work week, the numbers show the greatest interest in hangover cures on Monday. This suggests that we're drinking more heavily on Sunday than on any weekday, except Friday. Which, if you've ever been to a midweek happy hour in D.C., will come as a surprise.
While we typically think of Sunday as a time of sober reflection, when we regret the debaucheries of the prior week while vowing to adhere to the straight-and-narrow in the coming one (which, lol, who are we kidding), these numbers suggest that in fact Monday has become the modern Sabbath, or at least a day of universal moderation - our interest in hangover cures is lowest on Tuesday.
So if you're staggering into the office this morning, bleary-eyed, head pounding, mouth feeling like its growing mold, you can at least take solace knowing you are not alone.