Given the primacy of coffee in our daily lives, we decided to chart and map some of the finest data on the world's coffee habits — who drinks it, how we drink it, and how much we guzzle on a daily basis.
1. Where the world's biggest coffee drinkers live
Direct your attention over to Europe, where some people drink an impossibly large amount of coffee each day. The Dutch, the world's biggest drinkers, down almost two and a half cups per day on average, according to estimates by market research firm Euromonitor. The Finnish, whose love for coffee ranks second, drink just under two cups per day: the Swedes, the third biggest drinkers, consume almost one and a half cups; and the Danish, who are fourth, drink about a cup and a third. Americans are 16th, at less than a cup each day. There's a nice rundown of these numbers over at Quartz.
2. Americans used to drink way more coffee
Despite what some believe to be a coffee renaissance of sorts, American are actually drinking way less of the stuff than they once did. The average person living in the United States drinks a little less than a cup of coffee per day, according to data collected by the U.S. Department of Agriculture. That pales in comparison to 1946, when the average person drank two cups a day, the most ever.
3. More than one in three people get through the day without coffee
Crazy, right? The percentage has barely budged since 1999, when 37 percent of the population drank zero cups each day. The only promising sign for American wakefulness is that 26 percent of people drink one cup each day, up 4 percentage points from 1999.
4. The kids love Frappuccinos
The rise in coffee shops such as Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts has popularized prepared coffee drinks, like Frappuccinos, Chai Tea Lattes, and other sugar-stuffed beverages, particularly among America's youth. Almost half of all young adults, aged 18 to 35 years, say that they buy these sorts of coffee-based concoctions at least once a week.
5. The U.S. loves coffee pods, part I
The fastest-growing segment of the coffee industry is the pod business, and it's not even close. Only 15 years ago, coffee pods were hardly a thing in the United States. Now, more than one out of every three dollars spent on coffee in this country is spent on a coffee pod, according to data from Euromonitor.
6. The U.S. loves coffee pods, part II
The rise of coffee pods in the United States is thanks, almost entirely, to the rise of one brand: Keurig. One way to measure that ascent is to simply look at sales of coffee pod machines (virtually all of which are made by Keurig) compared to the sales of all other coffee machines over time. Another is to ponder this statistic, from Murray Carpenter's book "Caffeinated": If you were to string all of the K-cups discarded in 2011 together, they would have encircled the globe more than six times. In 2013, the leftover pods could have circled the globe 10 times.
7. But so does Western Europe, actually
The chart above, from Quartz, shows that as of 2012, Western Europe (France, Germany, etc.) now buys more coffee pod machines than traditional drip machines. They aren't yanking Keurig K-cup machines off the shelves though — they're gently grabbing fancy Nespresso makers.
8. Everyone else loves instant coffee
A surprisingly big part of the world likes to drink the least cool coffee there is. Why? Mostly because there are that many amateur coffee drinkers out there. Instant coffee, which is easy to make and comes in many different flavors, is perfect for people who don't appreciate the nuanced flavors of coffee. Exhibit A: Asia Pacific, where tea drinking traditions are strong, is the world's largest instant coffee consuming region by sales. Exhibit B: Australians, who like the stuff more than anyone else. Americans, meanwhile, are pretty much the only people who have refused to adopt the mix-in ground beans.
9. Americans still choose convenience over quality
Ask any coffee connoisseur whether whole beans are better than pre-ground, and you'll get a resounding yes. Anyone who is serious about coffee buys freshly roasted beans often, and grinds them before brewing. But ask Americans what they prefer, and most will mutter a wimpy "whatever is easiest." They like convenience over quality, in other words, and it's only getting worse.
10. The most popular coffee brand in each country
There is no coffee quite as ubiquitous as Nescafé, which 41 countries around the world prefer (or least buy the most often). The only other brands that are favorites in more than one country are Jacobs, a German coffee now owned by Mondelez International, and Nespresso, a Swiss coffee sold in capsules meant for coffee pod machines. Americans like Green Mountain coffee, which they drink in Keurig coffee pod machines (more on that in a second), best. Italians like Lavazza. And the coffee-loving Dutch choose Douwe Egberts, a coffee made by D.E. Master Blenders 1753, which is based in the Netherlands.
And can we point out that Canada is the only country that prefers Maxwell House? This is a fact that is perfect in every way.
11. Our coffee preferences split the country in two
What America really drinks, when it drinks coffee, is basic, as we wrote last month. And it's made by two mammoth coffee chains. On the whole, our coffee preferences split the United States in half: Starbucks Country and Dunkin' Donuts Land. Overall, there are about 12,000 Starbucks locations and 7,500 Dunkin' Donuts locations in the United States. In fact, 80 percent of Americans live within 20 miles of a Starbucks. What's surprising here isn't necessarily Starbucks' ubiquity — that's been a subject of discussion for years now — but rather Dunkin's total dominance in certain markets in the Northeast and in the Carolinas, Florida and around Chicago.
12. Some iced coffees are stronger than others
It's a sweltering hot day, and you didn't sleep a wink last night. What are you going to do? Not drink iced coffee from Seattle's Best. Caribou's ice coffee, on the other hand, which is cold pressed, might not be such a bad idea.
13. McDonald's brewed coffee is weak
McDonald's might sell its coffee for a buck, but that dollar doesn't get you much caffeine. Starbucks coffee has more than twice as much caffeine, Peet's coffee has nearly double, and even Seattle's Best packs a bigger buzz.
14. The worst time to drink coffee is in the morning
Drinking coffee while cortisol production is high leads us to develop long-term tolerances for caffeine, which is why so many habitual coffee drinkers say it has less of an effect on them over time. The chart above shows the three times throughout the day — the early morning, midday, and evening — at which cortisol levels rise (notice the peaks). The key is drinking coffee between those peaks, when it is actually most needed, and, perhaps most importantly, will not interfere with your body's essential mechanism for keeping you alert.
15. Utahns are the least interested in coffee
The Mormon faith doesn't allow the consumption of coffee or tea, so perhaps it's not surprising that Google search interest in "coffee" is lower in Utah than in all other states. The Virginias, Arkansas and Delaware aren't terribly interested in looking up coffee online either.
16. We write about coffee now more than ever
You can trace the history of coffee in the Western world by looking at how often the word appears in printed English-language books. Interest began to pick up in the 1750s, with the rise of the coffeehouse. Coffeehouses served as community gathering places were residents sat around and discussed the news of the day — like bars, but more sober.
In the United States, at least, interest in coffee waned during the post-World War II years, but it picked up in the late 1960s, when it overtook tea for the first time. Interest has been rising ever since.
17. Pretty much all coffee is produced in the tropics
As the map above shows, the world's coffee primarily comes from the tropical regions. But the map obscures just how much of the world's coffee production is concentrated in a handful of countries. Check out the chart below, which shows the same data:
Brazil is overwhelmingly the world's biggest coffee producer, responsible for about a third of the world's output, according to the International Coffee Organization, an inter-governmental group representing the world's coffee producers. And five countries — Brazil, Vietnam, Colombia, Indonesia and Ethiopia — produce over 70 percent of the world's coffee.
18. Robusta is coming
There are two major coffee varieties: Arabica, which is lighter and more flavorful, and Robusta, which has a higher caffeine content but which most experts say doesn't taste as good. Arabica was the dominant roast for decades, but in recent years Robusta has started to catch up, according to a recent USDA report.
19. J.S. Bach wrote a mini-opera about coffee addiction
Bach's cantata Schweigt stille, plaudert nicht ("Be Still, Stop Chattering") is essentially an extended musical love-letter to the stimulating brew, written around 1735. Also known as the "Coffee Cantata," it's about a woman who won't stop drinking coffee, and her father who won't let her marry until she does. Unbeknownst to each other, they each have a change of heart in a kind of Gift of the Magi situation, and the piece ends with everyone singing coffee's praises. Musical theater!