Is there anything quite as romantic as politics? Wait — don't answer that. But maybe we can help.

Here's how to talk Bernie in the bedroom, Trump in the tub, Hillary in the heat-of-the-moment. You know, all those romantic places where your game has really been off.

Share these with your loved ones or those who you hope will one day be your constituents.

(Illustrations by Amy Cavenaile, Amy King, Allison Michaels and Rachel Orr/The Washington Post)