It’s always a special treat this time of year: the unveiling of the annual Vladimir Putin calendar.

Last year’s 12 months of Putin featured the Russian leader in classic poses — fly-fishing on the river (bare-chested) and cuddling with a fluffy puppy. This year, the calendar shows him diving for ancient relics in July, riding a horse (fully clothed) in October and catching his breath by a tree in April.

So imagine you're Putin. Answer these 10 questions and we'll match you with the month and personality trait of the Kremlin scion.

1

You need to get somewhere. How are you getting there?

(Nikki Fox/AP)

By foot.

(Rick Bowmer/AP)

By horse.

(Srdjan Zivulovic/Reuters)

By hang glider.

Mario Guzman

By helicopter.

(Taylor Weidman/Bloomberg)

By train.

(Arun Sankar/AFP/Getty)

By car.

2

What are you wearing on your journey?

(Tim Clarke/EPA)

A wetsuit.

(AP)

Camouflage.

(Lucas Jackson/Reuters)

A tuxedo.

(Shamil Zhumatov/Reuters)

A spacesuit.

(The Washington Post)

Jeans and a T-shirt.

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A Hawaiian shirt.

3

Are you traveling there with animals?

No.

Yes.

What?

4

What's a vicious rumor someone spread about you?

You're trying to rig the U.S. election.

You're a cold-blooded dictator.

You're preparing to go to war.

You're ruining the economy.

5

You just came home to find your new puppy soiled the carpet. How do you react?

(Sergei Karpukhin/Reuters)

(Ivan Sekretarev/Reuters)

(AP Photo/Markus Schreiber)

(Kirill Kudryavtsev/AFP/Getty)

(Alexander Zemlianichenko/AFP/Getty)

(Pool/Reuters)

6

Pick a random Putin quote that speaks to you.

My adrenaline is rushing.

There is no future without bread.

Holidays in Russia should be profitable.

Everything hurts.

7

(Alexei Druzhinin/AP)

In your opinion, who won in this showdown?

Me, of course.

Barack Obama.

No one. It was a draw.

8

Pick a Red Square photo that speaks to you.

(Yuri Kochetkov/EPA)

(Alexander Utkin/AFP/Getty)

(Tatyana Makeyeva/Reuters)

(Sergei Ilnitsky/EPA)

9

Pick a compliment. 

A fighter for peace, for balance, and a builder of a pluripolar, multicentric world. -- Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro

Putin has been a leader, far more than our president has been a leader. -- Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump

Putin is a man of his word and is an idol. -- Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov

10

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What do you think of when you see this man?

It's the great actor Steven Seagal, obviously.

He looks tough. Is he Russian?

Someone we can all admire.

A networking opportunity.