DREZNER: Hey, what would you say if the Trump administration offered to buy Canada?
CARVIN: Dan, are you high?
DREZNER: No, seriously, would Canada go for it? What would it take?
CARVIN: No, it's insane, what the hell is wrong with you?
DREZNER: $10 trillion for Canada!
CARVIN: Dan, the last time your country tried this in 1812 it ended with Washington, D.C., on fire. And that was before you took Kawhi Leonard away!
DREZNER: Fine, $10 trillion and free Trump University degrees for all Canadians!
CARVIN: I’m blocking you on Twitter right now.