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Petri Dishes with Alexandra Petri (April 13 | 11 a.m. ET)

Humor columnist Alexandra Petri takes your questions and comments on the news and political in(s)anity of the day.
  • Apr 13, 2021
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We must get everyone in America a yacht to protect them from gun violence!

Wayne LaPierre showed it's the only thing that can save this country.
  • Apr 9, 2021
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Petri Dishes with Alexandra Petri: The cicadas are coming

Humor columnist Alexandra Petri takes your questions and comments on the news and political in(s)anity of the day.
  • Apr 6, 2021
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This should not happen more than once

If sharing lewd photos happened twice, even, that is because a first time went better than it should have.
  • Apr 5, 2021
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Are you a Brood X cicada, or just someone emerging from pandemic isolation?

You are excited to come out from your comfortable burrow when the weather gets into the low 80s.
  • Apr 1, 2021
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Petri Dishes with Alexandra Petri: The boat is unstuck

Humor columnist Alexandra Petri takes your questions and comments on the news and political in(s)anity of the day.
  • Mar 30, 2021
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Chekhov’s gun control and Ted Cruz’s ‘ridiculous theater’

If you say in the first chapter that there are 393 million guns in a country, they absolutely must go off.
  • Mar 27, 2021
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How the Founders decided you needed a car dealership to be a state

We, the Founders, feel adamant about having these things.
  • Mar 24, 2021
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A look inside the plans for the Trump Social Network

It sounds like a flawless concept.
  • Mar 23, 2021
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