What other “alternative facts” might help explain the past two weeks? Here are a few.
Trump’s taxes were released, reviewed and cleared by independent auditors, but then, accidentally, they were eaten by a reanimated velociraptor.
Stephen K. Bannon was not a white nationalist publisher. He was a comedy writer who owned a laundromat.
Sally Yates was not fired. She was abducted by “removable aliens.”
Neil Gorsuch was grown in a lab using the DNA of Antonin Scalia and Mister Rogers.
Rex Tillerson was never with Exxon Mobil, because he was a cultural exchange dancer from the Bolshoi.
Hillary Clinton won the popular vote, but only because she was able to clone herself into an army of illegal voters who will later don headscarves and suicide vests.