Bryce Harper played baseball on Thursday. For the Phillies. In Philadelphia.
The rip
Has the added benefit of providing a cooling breeze.
tfw you want to wear the Bryce Harper jersey you spent a lot of money on, but you know, he’s not on the team anymore pic.twitter.com/TZ6bZd0q8j
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) March 28, 2019
Dude ripped Harper's name off his jersey 😂 pic.twitter.com/rh3uD118gE
— Dawn Dee (@Dawniemyte) March 28, 2019
Spotted a brand new Harper Jersey pic.twitter.com/b7Jgy41wx2
— Jeff Feingold (@jefffeingold) March 28, 2019
The arts and crafts solution
Duct tape, markers, creative slogans, or even another name written out on tape? Sure, whatever.
“It was kind of a last-minute decision," said Eric Pollard, 32, who wrote Anthony Rendon’s name on blue tape and covered up Harper’s name on the back of his jersey. "I have a jersey with no name and no number, and I could’ve gone with that, but this is more fun.”
Pollard, who bought the Harper jersey in 2013, is still debating whether to rotate the names taped on his back, or just get a new jersey. “This could be a Trea Turner jersey next week,” he joked.
As for Harper, well, Pollard once had dreams.
“I wanted him to be a career player here, to stick around for 20 years, be another one of those guys like Ryan Zimmerman, and a perennial all-star," he said. "But baseball is a business and he got the best money he could get.”
Pollard and his wife plan to attend Harper’s return to Washington next week, and will likely boo the former star, but “not out of hate.”
He got plenty of comments for his handiwork on Thursday. And on his way down the ramp after the final out, a Nats fan tapped him on the shoulder and said, “Your jersey is the best part about this game.”
These are the only two Bryce Harper jerseys I’ve seen so far at Nats Park. pic.twitter.com/3jQH0mquqS
— Eddie Matz (@ESPNeddiematz) March 28, 2019
Well this had to happen...#Nats #OpeningDay @nbcwashington pic.twitter.com/oIedMZIDlB
— dckerNBC4 (@dckerNBC4) March 28, 2019
Nameplate MNBNOB over sewn on NOB on @Nationals #OpeningDay @UniWatch @PhilHecken #OnePursuit pic.twitter.com/kMfXzfM9zT
— bryanwdc (@bryanwdc) March 28, 2019
XXXXXX pic.twitter.com/8jbRE0M2U7
— Jake Russell (@_JakeRussell) March 28, 2019
You missed this guy pic.twitter.com/CxolWGHrfr
— susan vavrick (@edit_susan) March 29, 2019
I took this photo pic.twitter.com/8BilJEp3Y0
— Marlene Koenig 🇺🇸 (@royalmusing) March 29, 2019
The advanced arts and crafts solution
Do schools still teach arts and crafts? Maybe they should start.
We're all for DIY projects, but uhhh.... pic.twitter.com/i7ZgMElQoV
— Cut4 (@Cut4) March 28, 2019
The political message
I mean, aren’t we all sellouts, in the end?
— Dan Steinberg (@dcsportsbog) March 28, 2019
The profane
Hide the kids.
@dcsportsbog and so it begins pic.twitter.com/fMKxsFPApD
— mp (@splintersplend) March 28, 2019
Scenes from Nationals Park on Opening Day
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