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It’s hard not to be excited about Shohei Ohtani, the ‘Babe Ruth of Japan’

All eyes are on Shohei Ohtani. (Mark J. Rebilas/USA Today Sports)

Who among us is not rooting for the Babe Ruth of Japan, Shohei Ohtani, other than perhaps the Bambino himself from the great beyond?

(I’ll say this — if Ohtani were a New York Yankee, I might have trouble rooting for him. The Yankees have collected a postmodern Murderers Row, with Manny Machado and maybe Bryce Harper on the way next year. As my Uncle Nathan used to say, “The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; Yankees alone are quite capable of every wickedness.”)

Japan’s finest pitcher/hitter is coming to America — well, California — to join the Los Angeles Angels.

Nothing lost in translation: The ‘Babe Ruth of Japan’ already talks the talk of an MLB pitcher

Ohtani, 23, bats left-handed and pitches right-handed. Playing for the Nippon Ham Fighters, he was the Pacific League’s most valuable player in 2016 — he hit .322 with 22 homers in 323 at-bats, and he had a 10-4 record with a 1.86 ERA and 174 strikeouts in 140 innings.

When he’s not pitching, Ohtani has been an outfielder and a designated hitter.

The Angels plan to use him as part of a six-man pitching rotation, deviating from MLB’s standard five-man rotation, and likely as a DH.

(Probably the most successful six-man rotation of all time was the rock band Foreigner. The Trump White House also has experimented with it among its senior advisers.)

Ohtani has been a sensation in Japan — Ohtani-made gloves sell for $450; by comparison, you can exchange a Dennis Rodman basketball jersey in North Korea for a DVD of “Weekend at Bernie’s.”

For all the hype surrounding Ohtani — I haven’t been this excited since the 1981 debut of the McRib — this isn’t the first time the Angels have traveled down this two-way road.

Oh, you don’t remember Willie Smith?

Playing for the 1964 Angels, Smith, a left-hander, pitched in 15 games and was in the outfield for 87. He hit .301 with 11 homers and had a 2.84 ERA in 31 2/3 innings.

Two-way player Shohei Ohtani is a one-of-a-kind draw at spring training

(Column Intermission: Le Moyne — coached by Patrick Beilein, starting five of Tom Brown, Isaiah Eisendorf, Robert Jones III, Anthony Richards and Russell Sangster — has reached the Division II Elite Eight to be played in Sioux Falls, S.D., this week. Three Ws for a national title! The NCAA politely declined my offer to referee or announce all of the games.)

Of course, Smith’s numbers pale compared to the greatest two-way player ever . . . Alfred Kinsey.

I’m kidding.

I mean Babe Ruth himself.

Shohei Ohtani: The Japanese Babe Ruth vs. the real Babe Ruth? No contest.

Ruth was a starting pitcher for the Boston Red Sox from 1914 to 1917 before transitioning to his dual role in 1918-19. In those two seasons, he hit .312 with 40 homers and 174 RBI, mostly as a left fielder, and had a 2.55 ERA in 299 2/3 innings, with 30 complete games in 34 starts.

He was also an unmatched two-way threat — eating and drinking — on most intercity train travel.

Conventional thinking says it is extremely difficult to be both a pitcher and a hitter. Fiddlesticks. I’ll tell you what’s a tough proposition — being both a Hatfield and a McCoy.

And, not to diminish Ruth or Ohtani, but history has actually produced countless multifaceted professionals.

Isaac Newton was a physicist and a theologian.

Winston Churchill was a statesman and a writer — he won the 1953 Nobel Prize in literature.

Friedrich Engels was a Marxist and a fox hunter.

Benjamin Franklin might’ve been the greatest polymath since Leonardo da Vinci — yes, polymath; look it up, chumps — a politician, Freemason, author, inventor, even a postmaster. That’s right, he all but delivered the mail while flying a kite in a thunderstorm.

Walter Ray Williams Jr. is a bowling champion and a horseshoes champion.

Then there was Ferdinand Magellan. Not only did he navigate the Strait of Magellan in 1520 — who couldn’t see that coming? — he completed 25 Sudoku puzzles on deck daily before lunch.

Couch Slouch, by the way, can walk and chew gum at the same time. Check that: Couch Slouch can sit on the chesterfield and chew gum at the same time.

So, despite a rough spring training, Ohtani should be able to pitch and hit, and overcome a minor elbow injury; I’d use a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory, or Flintstones Gummies.

Go get ‘em, Shohei!

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