Chance Sisco stirred up the baseball rules. (Patrick Mcdermott/Getty Images)

In 1951, Bobby Thomson hit the “Shot Heard ’Round The World” in the ninth inning as the New York Giants beat the Brooklyn Dodgers for the National League pennant.

In 2018, Chance Sisco hit the “Bunt Heard ’Round The World Wide Web” in the ninth inning as the Baltimore Orioles trailed the Minnesota Twins, 7-0, in the opening week of the American League season.

Ah, how times change.

The Twins’ Jose Berrios was closing in on a one-hit shutout with one out in the ninth when Sisco decided to bunt, largely because Minnesota was in a shift that left the third base side of the field vacant.

The Twins took great offense to this.

On the dark Web, it’s all they are talking about.

Heck, I was in my barbershop twice in the last seven days — that’s right, my hair grows so fast, I get it cut two times a week — and every chair was abuzz about the propriety or impropriety of Sisco’s bunt.

Apparently it broke one of the unwritten rules of baseball.

Well, let’s talk about the written rules of baseball.

Isn’t the object of the game to try to get on base?

And what were the Twins doing putting on a shift in the ninth inning of a 7-0 game? Uh, they were trying to prevent the batter from getting on base.

This is a simple reminder that most of baseball’s unwritten rules are stupid and strange.

For instance, you are not supposed to steal a base if you’re team is way ahead, or way behind. Huh. THEN WHY KEEP PLAYING? I mean, if it’s 10-0, why not just invoke the slaughter rule, like they do in youth leagues, and everyone goes home?

Then there’s this one: If you hit one of ours, we’ll hit one of yours. Which reminds me of an L.A. driving edict — if you cut me off on the freeway, eventually I will cut you off.

I’m not sure which one of those unwritten rules is more chuckleheaded.

On the other hand, there are some lesser-known unwritten rules of baseball that kind of make sense:

Don’t spit out sunflower seeds on a teammate’s shoe during the last game of a home stand.

Don’t bring a pet into the batting cage.

Don’t show up at the visiting team’s hotel the night before a day game.

Don’t leave the on-deck circle dirtier than you found it.

Don’t shower next to a pitcher scheduled to start the following day.

Don’t buy gold chains at Target.

Don’t call your manager “Skipper” in front of a sommelier.

Don’t check your swing if you have change in your pocket.

Don’t play cards on a train with a fella named Big Daddy (circa 1918).

Don’t play HQ Trivia while taxiing on a Delta flight (updated version).

Don’t waste a pitch during a recession.

Don’t order the “cream” and the “clear” online from an unprotected site.

Don’t eat baked beans before a doubleheader.

Don’t charge the mound without a credit card.

Don’t throw a four-seam fastball to a five-tool player.

Don’t interrupt a bullpen-by-committee in session.

Don’t advance a runner if he owes you money.

Don’t hit behind a runner if one of his shoes is untied.

Don’t order out for sushi during a rain delay.

Don’t comment on the home plate umpire’s weight.

Don’t throw an Eephus pitch to anyone named Eephus.

Don’t be late to a road game when you are the leadoff hitter.

Don’t try the hidden-ball trick at dusk.

Don’t take the bat out of his hands unless you can prove it belongs to somebody else.

Don’t drop a gum wrapper in the dugout.

Don’t wear a batting glove to brunch.

Don’t take financial advice from Lenny Dykstra.

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