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Pilots saw a ‘very bright’ UFO streaking over Ireland. If it wasn’t aliens, what was it?

On Nov. 9, 2018, multiple pilots reported seeing an unidentified flying object off the coast of Ireland. (Video:

The confused person on the radio was not someone typically associated with dodgy reports of extraterrestrial interaction. There were no claims that large-eyed green men crossed the cosmos to turn livestock inside out or too-detailed, breathless tales about cold metal tables and undignified alien probes.

The flummoxed person on the radio was simply an airline pilot who could not explain what she saw in the sky over Ireland.

The British Airways pilot was operating Flight BA94 from Montreal on Friday when she contacted the nearest air traffic control tower to inquire whether there were any military exercises over the Atlantic Ocean to which she hadn’t been alerted, according to the Irish Examiner.

When controllers told her that the skies were clear, she politely set them straight. She said she and her crew saw bright lights streaking through the air at phenomenal speeds — twice the speed of sound.

“It came up on our left-hand side (rapidly veered) to the north, we saw a bright light and it just disappeared at a very high speed . . . we were just wondering,” the pilot said, according to the newspaper and audio of the interaction posted on the Internet. “We didn’t think it was a likely collision course . . . (just wondering) what it could be.”

Also wondering were pilots flying nearby, who saw the same, well, whatever it was.

A Virgin Airlines pilot of Flight VS76 from Orlando to Manchester said it was not something but somethings: “multiple objects following the same sort of trajectory — very bright from where we were.”

The Irish Aviation Authority said the reports will be “investigated under the normal confidential occurrence investigation process.”

But for many people who read between the classified lines, there was no need. We already know the Truth.

This is normally the point at which chortling naysayers would shout their disbelief. After all, for decades the public has been told that aliens don’t actually exist and that people who believed otherwise were crackpots in tinfoil hats.

Sorry, this strange space rock was not sent by aliens to save us

But in an admission straight out of a B movie, the Pentagon recently confirmed that there was a $22 million government program to collect and analyze “anomalous aerospace threats” — government speak for UFOs.

And Area 51, the secret base in Nevada whose existence had been denied by the government for decades — has existed for decades, the government admitted. It was a test strip for a CIA spy plane and other classified aircraft, according to a CIA history declassified in 2013. And because the government had a giant secret test base in the Nevada desert, it used the area for all kinds of secret testing: putting the A-12 aircraft and the angular F-117 stealth ground attack jet through their paces.

So who needs a tinfoil hat now? The admission lent a patina of viability to a century of bizarre, unexplained phenomena.

But what of the bright lights over the Atlantic seen by not one but two airline crews responsible for the health and well-being of hundreds of passengers?

Aircraft experts told the Irish Examiner that the lights were probably meteorites entering Earth at a low angle. The high speeds were the result of acceleration caused by Earth’s gravity. The bright lights were probably the result of friction as the celestial bodies pierced Earth’s atmosphere.

Sure. We believe you.

The Post's Cleve R. Wootson Jr. explains why a 2017 admission from the government was like pouring kerosene on UFO conspiracy theories. (Video: Monica Akhtar/The Washington Post, Photo: Bill O'Leary/The Washington Post)

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