We're going to have to call it something. After all, says Louisville management professor Reginald A. Bruce on his site Reg's Home, the decade to come will bring great change to our country. Women will own more than 50 percent of businesses; 20 times more folks will be working in home offices and dual-career couples will make up more than 60 percent of all families. And what does Bruce title his online lecture? "Managing Change in the Coming Millennium."
See? It's so much easier to put a name on the next 100 years than on the next 10. What shall we dub them? "The Aughts," "the Noughts," "the Naughts," "the Zeds?" All four mean pretty much the same thing nothing.
The Futurist magazine ran a survey in the spring of 1993. Nearly two-thirds of the respondents (64 percent) voted for "the two thousands." But that's going to sound mighty silly in the year 2525.
In his sometimes-funny online humor column, Joe Lavin of Cambridge, Mass., posted a similar poll last spring. Recommendations included "the Nothings" and "the Nones." One reader called for "the O's" named not for the Baltimore baseball team, but for the canned delicacy Spaghetti-Os. Another wrote to Lavin, "We won't need to call it anything. God will come and take us all away before the end of the century!" Which, of course, would also solve the computer glitch problem.
Lavin suggested "the Zeroes." When someone pointed out the implied pessimism of such a name, Lavin said, "That's what's so cool about it."
But we can't start the next 100 with late-20th-century cynicism. We should check it at the door. Neil Howe and William Strauss, authors of "The Fourth Turning," say there is hope. On their curious Web site, based on their 1997 book, the Northern Virginia writers talk with great anticipation about the near future. And, as they call it, "the Oh Oh decade."
Sounds like James Bond. 007. On the phone, though, Strauss pronounces it "Uh-Oh."
History unwinds in great cycles that are about 80 years apart roughly equivalent to a long human life, he explains. Each cycle has four "turnings": a high, an awakening, an unraveling, and a crisis on the scale of the Great Depression or a world war.
Strauss predicts that the next crisis will occur around 2005, right in the middle of the Oh-Ohs. Economic disaster is possible. So is a health crisis, political pandemonium or a natural catastrophe, a la "Deep Impact."
Asked about the notion that things will just get better and better, the serene-voiced Strauss gets slightly more hysterical than historical. "History never gives you that," he says. "Never never never never."
But the result of the society-altering event will be a better world. In the "Oh Ohs," Strauss says, teenagers of today should be less sex- and self-obsessed. They will be "the civic heroes of tomorrow," Strauss says.
On the Web site, people post messages about the world around them and try to put things in perspective. The authors occasionally weigh in.
So what shall we call the pending decade? We could take a page from tennis and call them "the Love Years," as in Love-One, Love-Two. And we'll be able to say, "Remember the Summer of Love-Five?"
Or maybe "the Nils." Or perhaps "the Points," as in the geekified 2.5, 2.6, 2.7.
My friend Cotter, however, has the sanest idea. "I like all your nominations," he says, "although I've long been partial to expressions like 'the blizzard of aught 8.' "
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Recreation.gov describes the federal lands and facilities that beckon this summer. The heart of the site is a search engine that lets you choose among 23 activities, from "auto touring" to "wildlife viewing," and then tells you which federal facilities allow which activities. Only Mount Hood National Forest in Oregon permits them all, but if you want to ride an off-road vehicle with your pet in Virginia, for example, go to George Washington and Jefferson National Forests near Roanoke.
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But wait! There's more from optimistic crop reports to thinly veiled threats aimed at our imperial ambitions. In short, it's everything fun that's been missing from the news since Pravda and Izvestia started selling ads.
Now that even Xinhua, China's news agency, runs stock market reports and can be found next to Reuters on CNN's Web site, there's little in the way of good propaganda disguised as news to be found.
Take another favorite: Iran's Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA), which isn't bad until you get to their coverage of the United States or Israel. For example: " 'The U.S. is itself the biggest terrorist state in the world,' said the secretary general of the Lebanese hizbullah here Sunday night." Or their use of official titles, such as "the terrorist [Yitzhak] Shamir." Just a little color you won't find in today's Washington Post.
Found something intriguing, improbable, insane or especially useful on the Net? Write it up and send it to Joel Garreau or Robert Thomason.
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